I fell asleep with my clothes on
Dropped my keys on the front lawn
Waking up I watch the drool a-gleaming
From my mouth to the carpet it is streaming

Giving up
It never felt so good
Welcome to plan B

I'll eat some moldy bread
Then I'm going back to bed
I know how this day will crescendo
I'll fall asleep while I play Nintendo

Giving up
It never felt so good
Welcome to plan B
Giving up
What is the likelihood
Life could be so free?

Up to now in my life I have failed all I've tried, it's too hard
I think I've found my calling now laying down in the yard

Dont you cry Momma, dont you even weep
'Cause you know your son excels at sleep

Giving up
It never felt so good
Welcome to plan B
Giving up
What is the likelihood
Life could be so free?