Happiness is a place in the sun
Says Dickie Boy with a warm gun
Charlie Darwin I believe you now
Put the monkeys in a uniform
Stormin' Norman up on the hill
Twenty rounds with Georgie B
Let ‘em choke on coke ‘n' oil
Sweet revenge just one calorie

“I'm falling off the edge of the world
AAH! Floating out to who knows where?
I'm falling off the edge of the world
I'm calling out… there must be something more? ”

Babe, I'll catch your fall
I hear the Queen has a cowboy hat
Tea, crumpets, ‘Voodoo Chile'
Rock ‘n' roll is a pussycat
Dead and buried in the U. S. A
Cheap thrills, Cupid heartaches
Hooked on smack and daffodils
Candy Man, Candy Man can…
Shoo be doo wop... his kiss can kill

“I'm falling off the edge of the world
AAH! Floating out to who knows where?
I'm falling off the edge of the world
I'm calling out… there must be something more? ”

Babe, I'll catch your fall
See a vision of a world gone green
Pop a pill with my Ovaltine
Call a priest, grab a crucifix
I'm not religious, I'm insomniac
I close my eyes
It won't go away
I dry my eyes
Big boys don't cry
When the world is rock ‘n' shake
I fall and break…
When the world is spinning 'round
I tumble down…
Hold me steady, hold me close

“I'm falling off the edge of the world
AAH! Floating out to who knows where?
I'm falling off the edge of the world
I'm calling out… there must be something more? ”
“I'm falling off the edge of the world…

Ah! Floating out…”
“I'm out of here”…