Screenage Cyberspaceman
A psychic to the stars
He liked to scan their fortune
And read their Tarot cards
But then one day a stranger
Took him by surprise

Steve, Steven Xodiak
He ain't never coming back
Screenage psychopath
He ain't never, ever coming back.

She said she wants to be a god
An angel dressed in flares
She hacked away his future
And then she threw him down the stairs
Now Steve's a real spaceman
He lives up in the stars.

Steve, Steven Xodiac.
He ain't never coming back.

From Ectoplasm City
Consulting from afar
Steven tells your fortune
Don't need to Tarot cards
Just call the Sci-Kick Network
On 1-900 M.A.R.S.