Two long weeks to get here
I took a boat, a train and an air-o-plane
I said I came on business
they checked my bags as the light began to fade

Problem with our shipments
Is sabatage, and missing Coka-leaves
when i find out who did this
they shall deserve, all that they recieve

(Chorus):
and im telling you
Rickshaw Ride through Thailand
i came to face, all my enemies
to them im just a stranger
but to me they're a fading memory
Rickshaw Ride through Thailand
its too hot, 98 degrees in the shade
for business or for pleasure
this is the place to keep you entertained

I came to make a killing
to stay on top, theres nothing i wont do
To hurt the competition
i took them one by one till they were through
by my head, they all fled
no room to disagree
remember all, who i am
now all your things, all belong to me