My brand new car has a dent in the fender
I'm so mad I could shout
But there's no need for me to complain
For she'll do it the very next time out

Just a while ago my banker told me
That again we were overdrawn
She writes to many checks but what the heck
My loving wife has never done me wrong

The food she prepares I know ain't the best
That's ever been put on a plate
And hour by hour she's by the telephone
That's her favorite gossip place

The house stays messed up most all of the time
It's a site for friends to come around
I know things aren't spick and span but on the other hand
My loving wife has never left me down
And she loves me that makes everything alright
She's alway there waiting for me when I come home at night

The clothes she buys cost me way to much
But I know that it's me she dresses for
She may not have perfect ways but I tell her everyday
My loving wife I love you like you are