Well I swear I didn't see you with your wife's best girlfriend Drinkin' beer and a dancin' to that western swing And I didn't see you kiss her and leave that barroom with her No I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing George I know I didn't hear you tell that bloudm that you weren't married I know I didn't see you hidin' your weddin' ring either did I And I know I couldn't have heard you call your wife And tell her that you were working No I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight No don't forget Ray I was down in Atlanta sure you were and I was workin' late Yeah you know it's always good to see you George it's good to see you too But I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing [ guitar ] Hey Ray by the way do you leave that hundred bucks you owe me I don't know what you're talkin' about George Well I'm sure you recall our bet on last night's football game No I don't but you know if I had seen you I certainly would've paid ya But I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight Don't forget I was down in Atlanta and don't you forget I was working late But I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing