My pappy said "son, you gonna drive me to drinkin' If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln"
Have you heard the story about the hot rod race Where the Fords and the Lincolns were settin' the pace? That story's true, I'm here to say I was a drivin' that Model-A
It's got a Lincoln motor and it's really souped up That Model-A body makes it look like a pup It's got eight cylinders and uses 'em all Got overdrive, just won't stall
With a four-barrel carb and a dual exhaust With 4-11 gears you can really get lost Got safety tubes but I ain't scared The brakes are good, tires fair
Pulled outta San Pedro late one night The moon and the stars was shinin' bright We was drivin' up Grapevine hill Passin' cars like they was standin' still
All of a sudden in the wink of an eye Cadillac sedan passed us by I said "boys, that's the mark for me" By then the tailight was all you could see
Now the fellas ribbed me for bein' behind So I thought I'd make the Lincoln unwind Took my foot off the gas 'n' man alive I shoved it on down into overdrive
Wound it up to a hunderd an' ten My speedometer said that I hit top end My foot was glued like lead to the floor That's all there is an' there ain't no more
Now the boys all thought I'd lost my sense Them telephone poles looked like a picket fence They said "slow down, I see spots!" The lines on the road just looked like dots
Took a corner 'n' side-swiped a truck Crossed my fingers just for luck My fenders was clickin' the guardrail posts The guy beside me was white as a ghost
Smoke was comin' from outta the back When started t' gain on that Cacillac Knew I could catch him, I thought I could pass Don't cha by then we'd be low on gas
We had flames comin' from outta the side You could feel the tension, man whatta ride I said "look out boys, I got a license to fly" And that Caddy pulled over and let us by
Now all of a sudden she started knockin' Down in the dip she started to rock And I looked in the mirror, a red light was blinkin' The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln
They arrested me and they put me in jail And they called my pappy to throw my bail And he said "son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln"