Stoop down, baby
Let your daddy see
Stoop down, baby
Let your daddy see
You've got something down there, baby
Worryin' the hell out of me

What did the frog say to the eel?
The more you wiggle, child, the better it feels
Stoop down, baby,
Let your daddy see
You've got something down there, baby
Worryin' the hell out of me

Two old maids they're
Layin' in a bed
One rolled over, man
And this is what she said
She said, "Wake up, old maid,
Don't sleep so damn sound
You 'member what you promised
When you first laid down?"
Stoop down, baby
Let your daddy see
You've got something down there, baby,
Worryin' the hell out of me
Two old maids they're
Layin' in the sand
One rolled over and said
"I wish you was a man."
She said, "No, no, child
I ain't no man, but
keep still, baby, I'll do the best I can."
Stoop down, baby
Let your daddy see
You've got something down there, baby
Worryin' the hell out of me

Hold it, hold up, hold up, hold it, hold it, hold!
Geez, man
Hmmm...
There's a cat in there
Call him Jake
They say he's stooped down
Longer than a python snake
Stoop down, baby
Goddamn!
Down there, baby
Worryin' the hell out of me

Stoop down, baby
Stoop down, baby
Stoop down, baby
I just want you to, I just want you to
Stoop down
Stoop down, baby
Let your daddy see