A girl went back to Napoli, because she missed the scenery, the native dances and the charming songs but wait a minute... something's wrong:
Hey Mambo! Mambo Italiano! Hey Mambo! Mambo Italiano! Go, go, go, You mixed up Siciliano. All you Calabraise do the mambo like a crazy
With a-Hey Mambo! Don't wanna tarantella, Hey Mambo! no more the mozzarella , Hey Mambo! Mambo Italiano! Try an enchalada with da fish-a-bacala
And then hey goombah! I love how you dance the rumba. But take some advice paisano, learn-a how to mambo If you gonna be a square you ain't-a gonna go nowhere The Hey Mambo! Mambo Italiano! Hey Mambo! Mambo Italiano! Go, go Joe, shake-a like a Gioviano, hello kess-a deech you getta happy in the feets-a when you Mambo Italiano !
(...harpsichord...) Shake baby, shake, 'cause I love when you take me (...harpsichord...) Mama say you stop-a or I'm gonna tell your papa
And then hey jadrool! You donna have to go to school Just make-a wid da beat-a bambino, it's-a like a vino Kid you're good-a-lookin' but you don't know what's cookin, till you Hey Mambo! Mambo Italiano! Hey Mambo! Mambo Italiano! Go, go, go, you mixed up Siciliano -- it's -a so delisha, everybody can capice how to Mambo Italiano !