Her name is Noel

I have a dream about her.

She rings my bell

I got gym class in half an hour.

oh how she rocks

In Keds and tube socks.

But she doesn't know who I am

And she doesn't give a damn about me.

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Ooohoooooo

Her Boyfriend's a dick

He brings a *** to school

And he'd simply kick

my ass if he knew the truth

he lives on my block

and he drives an IROC

but he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me...

cause i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

yeah i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

listen to iron maiden baby with me

Ooohoooooo

Oh yeah dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Oh yeah dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Man I feel like mold

It's prom night and I am lonely.

Lo and behold

she's walking over to me.

This must be fake

My lip starts to shake.

How does she know who I am?

And why does she give a damn about me

"I've got two tickets

to Iron Maiden baby

Come with me Friday-

don't say maybe.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo"

Oh yeah dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Oh yeah dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missing