Times have changed

And we've often rewound the clock

Since the puritans got a shock

When they landed on plymouth rock

If today

Any shock they should try to stem

'stead of landing on plymouth rock

Plymouth rock would land on them

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

But now, god knows

Anything goes

Good authors too who once knew better words

Now only use four letter words

Writing prose, anything goes

Anything you can be

I can be greater

Sooner or later

I'm greater than you

No, you're not

Yes, I am

No, you're not

Yes, I am

No, you're not!

Yes, I am

Yes, I am!

The world has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And day's night today

When most guys today

That women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

Any note you can hold

I can hold longer

I can hold any note

Longer than you

No, you can't

Yes, I can no, you can't

Yes, I can no, you can't

Yes, I can

Yes, I-i-I-i-I-i-I-i-I no, you c-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n't