Mother Mary riding on the dashboard
King James sittin’ by your side
I bet you cut me off so I could see
Your position on pro-life
Cross swingin’ from your rearview mirror
Steven Curtis on your radio
If you were shoutin’ at me I couldn’t hear
So, I’ll assume you were prayin’ for my soul

All your bumper sticker theology
Is doing nothing but confusing me

CHORUS:
God is good, God is great
And no chrome fish could take the place
Of what people see when your faith is on the line
Love’s not just what you say, no, love’s what you give away
So tell me is there anything behind your chrome fish anyway?

Put your faith in a designer logo
Stick it somewhere in plain view
A good slogan really sells the truth nowadays
Like, “What would Jesus do?”
Would He solo in the HOV lane?
Would He wear religion on His sleeve?
Would He break the law to change the world?
Or just to get to work ahead of me?

Yeah, your bumper sticker theology
Is doing nothing but confusing me

CHORUS

BRIDGE:
You’ve got a right to say what you’d like to
But can you back it up? Can you back it up?