In the end you're just a friend, we'll take it day by day.
No secret wink, no ‘just one drink' it's coffee all the way.
If a restaurant is what you want, well then I'll play along
Let's do this dance, you've got one chance, I'm a sucker for a song.
A pretty dress, a leopard vest, oh, if you ask me to
I'll put them on, I'll play along, pretend it's all for you.
But one wrong move, if I disapprove, you know you're going to pay
That's just a fact, it's not an act, I've always been this way.

That woman was a devil, that devil stole my heart
And now she's gone forever, we'll always be apart
That woman was a devil, that devil stole my heart
And now she's gone forever, we'll always be apart

[I can sing you tender songs of love,
I can give you merry tales and joyous laughter
I can transport you to the realms of music

I'm just going off with another man]

If two by two is what you do then climb up on this ark
The animals are seeking thrills in an amusement park.
We'll stow away and watch them play until the sun begins
To set the scene you're in a dream surrounded by the fins.
The men in grey will have their way as they are closing in.
Can't figure out how to get out, oh how I sucked you in!
You rolled the dice, my heart is ice. There's nothing I can say.
That's just a fact, it's not an act, I've always been this way!

That woman was a devil, that devil stole my heart
And now she's gone forever, we'll always be apart
That woman was a devil, that devil stole my heart
And now she's gone forever, we'll always be apart

[I can sing you tender songs of love,
I can give you merry tales and joyous laughter,
I can transport you to the realms of music,
I can cause you to join in the rhythmic dance]

That woman was a devil, that devil stole my heart
And now she's gone forever, we'll always be apart
That woman was a devil, that devil stole my heart
And now she's gone forever, we'll always be apart
That woman was a devil, that devil stole my heart
And now she's gone forever, we'll always be apart
That woman was a devil, that devil stole my heart
And now she's gone forever, we'll always be apart

It's just a fact. It's not an act. I've always been this way.
Always been this way.
In the end you're just a friend, we'll take it day by day
Always been this way.

It's just a fact. It's not an act. I've always been this way.