Come out with your hands on your head
Turn the rap music off and step away from the stereo
Put the rap album down, leave MC Hammer alone - turn it off
Right, guns..

Guns don't kill people, rappers do
Ask any politician and he'll tell you it's true
It's a fact, music makes you violent
Like Michael Jackson tellin little Timmy to be silent
You don't believe me, here's my hype
Offer me the record and I'll show you the type
Of criminal this rap shit is breedin
It's a fact that MC Hammer left me bleedin
Vanilla Ice made my mother say, fuck it
If I'd stuck with UB40, then I would have been in luck
But I didn't, I got involved
Cypress fuckin Hill taught me to make a fuckin bomb
So I started, I bought another tape
The power by Snap made my cock and balls ache
So remember kids to the head double-tap
Guns don't kill people, it's just rap

Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Summon the police)
Woop Woop Woop
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Sound of the police)
Woop Woop Woop

Guns don't kill people, rappers do
I seen it in a documentary on BBC2
Shot to death outside Hyper Value
Guns blazin like Michael Caine in Zulu
Gun crime statistics are sometimes misleading
The type of criminal rap is breedin
Shot in the chest no wonder you stopped breathing
2-4 to base over, are you receivin?
Remember rap tracks in '87
Scott-La-Rocks up in hip-hop heaven
Biggie and Tupac R.I.P.
Even Jam Master Jay's in the cemetery

Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Summon the police)
Woop Woop Woop
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Sound of the police)
Woop Woop Woop

Guns don't kill people, rappers do
I'm a fuckin rapper and I might kill you
As a rapper I'm teachin you a lesson
AK-47 to Smith an Wesson
Just say no, just like Sammo
Bulletproof vest, to Guns and Ammo
Hip-Hop gangsta trippin
Even Eminem's into pistol whippin
Solid Crew to Murder One
P Diddy, J. Lo in a nightclub with a gun
Heard Snoop Dogg now wants to bust a cap
Guns don't kill people, it's just crap

One, two - yo, face my shoe
My name's Mike Balls and I'm comin through
Guns crime, stabbin and burgalarization
Is on the rise all across the nation
The safety's off and the pistol's aimed
The Yardies and the Mafia always get blamed
Politician's ashamed, and they haven't got a clue
Rap is more deadly than fuckin kung-fu

Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Summon the police)
Woop Woop Woop
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Sound of the police)
Woop Woop Woop

Guns don't kill people, rappers do
From Bristol Zoo to B&Q
I wanna rap, I wanna rhyme
Heard it in a song, now I'm into gun crime
It's a sign of the times like Prince changin his name
You gotta have a shooter to be in the rap game
Like Michael Ryan about to snap
Guns don't kill people, it's just rap

Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Summon the police)
Woop Woop Woop
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Sound of the police)
Woop Woop Woop

Guns...
Rappers...
Guns...
Rappers...
Guns...
Rappers...
Guns...
I...I love you mum
I love you dad

*sound of a gunshot*