Calling yourself a romantic?
Let me explain
Been across the whole Atlantic
And back again

I had it with your antics
Your childish games
Baby

I called your number twice
But it rang and rang
Against my best friend's advice
I should be ashamed
You did it to me once
You'll do it again
So she says

Love long distance
Is testing me, trying my patience
I need more of your assistance now

I heard it through the bass line
Not much longer would you be my baby

You work yourself into a panic
Been outta shape
And then take me for granted
Like nothing's changed
All my friends are asking
Why you're that way
But I can't explain

Well, I called your number twice
But it rang and rang
Against my best friend's advice
I should be ashamed
You did it to me once
You'll do it again
She promises

Love long distance
Is testing me, trying my patience
I need more of your assistance now
You're making me crazy
The way that you've been acting lately
I need more of your assistance now

Breaking up or breaking down
When I need you, you can't be found
I want someone who's around for me
Does it have to be so complicated?
Either way, I'm devastated
I could use a little comforting

Love long distance
Is testing me, trying my patience
I need more of your assistance now
Love long distance
Is testing me, trying my patience
I need more of your assistance now

Love, love, love, love
I need some assistance now
Love
And I will thank you for your cooperation
Stop playing with me