Well Billie Joe's Mom, she's the queen of all the acrobats,
She can do the tricks that give the kids the shits,
She can shoot green peas from her hairy frontal orafice,
Do a double backflip and catch them on her tits!

She's a great big son-of-a-bitch,
she's the twice the size of me!
Got hair on her arse the like the branches of a tree,
She can shoot, fight, fart, fuck,
fly an plane and drive a truck
She's the kinda girl I wanna marry!