Well I just can't wait 'til the sun comes up
I'll be jumping in the saddle of a pick-up truck
I've got forty green acres of God's green earth
and Daddy, I'm a man who loves his work
I got a caddle prod

I got Bessie, and Bossie And Rosebud too
They swish their tails and they all say moo
When I do my milk, I feel my temperature rise

I see a little twinkle in those big brown eyes

C'mon Bossie, stand still, it won't hurt, oh!

There's a certain kind of loving that my wife don't know
Love so tender just falls off the bone
When I raise my hand I see the cattle shake
I got to have a heaping helping of that sweet flank steak
I got a cattle prod, I got a cattle prod

When I raise my hand I see the cattle shake
I got to have a heaping helping of that MM! steak