I like movies where the hero dies and the bad guy gets away
And i like parties where the music is crap and there's always lots of chocolate

wooooh....Got a smile in my pocket
And i'll take it out tonight
Cause i like you more than chocolate
wooooh....I keep a smile in my pocket
But i'll take you out tonight
Cause i like you more than chocolate

I like dating where there's no romance but you both have a real neat time
And i like girls who are a little bit plump coz they eat so much chocolate

wooooh....Got a smile in my pocket
And i'll take it out tonight
Cause i like you more than chocolate
wooooh....I keep a smile in my pocket
But i'll take you out tonight
Cause i like you more than chocolate

You're not a cheerleader sucking on a chuppa chup
Banging all the boys in the back of the team bus.
You're not a princess dancing in your pink dress,
horny little nyph with your pimps and your prefects...

I like you more, I like you more
I like you more than chocolate.

I like weddings where it rains all day and the bridesmaids start to fight.
And i like winter cause i take off my clother and i eat so much chocolate.

Do you like me?
Do you really like me?
Well, i keep my smile in pocket you know
cause i like you more than chocolate.

Here you go girl, i got this smile in my pocket.
I take it out at night when im dancing like a rocket.
Oooh you wanna know what this bulge is i my other pocket?
Well, come out with me tonight...
We'll eat lots of chocolate

You're not a cheerleader sucking on Frank's chuppa chup
Banging all the boys in the back of the team bus.
You're not a princess dancing in your pink dress,
horny little nyph with your pimps and your prefects...

Chocolate, chocolate.....