I once dated a goth girl

I really did, it really happened

Like, long, black hair. It was crazy

Put a twirly on it, but she didn't like that

I did it anyway 'cause it's cute

And she may have like- I don't know

Maybe it was not okay for me to do it

But we went to this park one time

And it was supposed to me super romantic, super cute

And we sit down with on the blanket and like

Eat Gatorade, whatever, it was gonna be fantastic

She put her hand to my forehead, like, just, boom!

Hand on my forehead!

She read my aura, and you know what the aura told her?

It was my aura was not compatible with her

And it was mostly not compatible with her ex's

And, so, I was confused, I was scared

I was worried this girl's gonna like, knife me in the face?

I don't know what goth girls do

And she told me that her ex is an archangel

I don't- I don't know what an archangel is

It honestly sounds like a Magic

The Gathering card, that's all I know

And she told me that her ex is gonna kill me

'cause he didn't like my aura

Now, to this day- its been years

that guy still might not like my aura

Goth girl take a break

Comin' for my fears

Yeah, you strangle me with chains

But it's covered in your tears

Yeah, I can't relax

Had you in my mind for years

I need to love myself off

I can't disappear

Yeah, I took you to the dance

I like your pretty white dress

With the diamonds in your hands

Kissed you in the Moon's trance

Eyes are green clovers

Judging me in sins

How can I get in?

How can I get in?

Look in the mirror but I don't see a thing

I'm a translucent being

Walk right by me

When I look in the mirror demons staring at me

No one understands me

'Cause I'm so crazy

Yeah I'm lost and the time goes

Looking at my bro clothes

But I'm in love, yeah I'm in love (yeah I'm)

Looking and the time goes

Baby yeah it's time froze

But I'm in love, yeah I'm in love

Goth girl take a break

Comin' for my fears

Yeah, you strangle me with chains

But it's covered in your tears

Yeah, I can't relax

Had you in my mind for years

I need to love myself off

I can't disappear

Yeah, I took you to the dance

I like your pretty white dress

With the diamonds in your hands

Kissed you in the Moon's trance

Eyes are green clovers

Judging me in sins

How can I get in?

How can I get in?

Like he can be behind me right now

I don't know maybe he's caught in traffic

I don't know but it's freaky and like

She had a bunch of friends

And they legit thought they were vampires

And that's that's not okay

Would you date a vampire?

I mean I probably would but it's not practical

Like you would need to buy things to

like suck the blood out of

And yes this girl had a biting kink, I like biting

Biting is hot as fuck I'm all into that

But she one time tried to like bite me

So I get the blood and I was cool with it again

Goth girl take a break

Comin' for my fears

Yeah, you strangle me with chains

But it's covered in your tears

Yeah, I can't relax

Had you in my mind for years

I need to love myself off

I can't disappear

Yeah, I took you to the dance

I like your pretty white dress

With the diamonds in your hands

Kissed you in the Moon's trance

Eyes are green clovers

Judging me in sins

How can I get in?

How can I get in?

Goth girl take a break

Comin' for my fears

Yeah, you strangle me with chains

But it's covered in your tears

Yeah, I can't relax

Had you in my mind for years

I need to love myself off

I can't disappear

Yeah, I took you to the dance

I like your pretty white dress

With the diamonds in your hands

Kissed you in the Moon's trance

Eyes are green clovers

Judging me in sins

How can I get in?

How can I get in?

I thought it's going to be great

It was not I screamed and no blood came out

Just bruises and then I looked like

an abuse victim which I was

So I'm just trying to warn you

I'm trying to tell you all before it's too late

Before you get in trouble

Before a goth girl reads your aura wrong

And seals your doom for eternity

and then says she's a vampire

Run, get out before it's too late

I'm going to Cvs