Went along the palais on a saturday night
Me and the boys we got into a fight
A guy pulled a knife with a grin on his face
He said : 'watch out, boys!'.

The cops are coming
The cops are coming
You'd better lock your door if you don't dig jail.

Well, I was waiting at a chemist with a brick in my hand
I needed some pills to make me feel grand
I was about to give this window my lot when ..

The cops are coming
The cops are coming
You'd better lock your door if you don't dig jail.

Watch out now.

As I approached a freeway on this hot and sweaty day
I saw a young pig fresh from the farm
Now I did not wish him any harm
But to my alarm he spat at my bike, I no like
So he on his triumph and me on my harley
Started to have a little rondula
I took his right flank with my machine-like tank
And gave him a cheesecake grin
I took a chain and felt it wrap around his chin
And his head fell off.

His head fell off
His head fell off
His head fell off.

I met a little girl, she was barely thirteen
Me and the boys were gonna give her a scene
I was about to give this girlie my lot when ..

The cops are coming
The cops are coming
You'd better lock your door if you don't dig jail.

The cops are coming
The cops are coming
You'd better lock your d-d-d-door if you don't dig jail.

The cops are coming
The cops are coming
You'd better lock your d-door.

The cops are coming
The cops are coming
You'd better lock your door if you don't like jail.

The cops are coming
The cops are coming
You'd better lock your door if you don't like jail.

The cops are coming
The cops are coming
You'd better lock your door if you don't like jail.