The certified have arrived, extraordinaire extravagant Beers like confidence, man I'm drinkin' until I'm arrogant Cause I'm a cocky fuck, Hit your girl and I knock her up Girly what the fuck? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!) Rappers get embarrassed when they see the way that we work They try hard to (sherm) like fat guys swimming in T-shirts Research your Oz hip-hop, before you step to us And if you step, hands around your throat like a necklace
Missed the drum, young ladies gimme a call My number's written next to Fuckwit on the Chicks bathroom wall I'm slightly easy and a try bit sleazy With a wood of a red brick and chiselled body of Kim Beazley My theory is, never touch the mic quite serious A kid goes out on dates later than their next period My crews got it made, rockin the place With more dope rappers to match every branch here to colonnade
It's Certified Wise, no need to tell you again Because these cunts can be so funky that the smell would offend A dyke's girlfriend dog, now lets get straight to the point shall we This rowdy crowd of MC's and DJ's know how to pound beats Like kids with flat feet and crap beats walking down backstreets So much work went into this to line the notes of fact sheets Like black sheep I've got two words for those who slept (nya, Nya nya nyoooo)
You thought it was safe, well guess what (what?) Boys then beware; my friends will find your weak points (then what) Get up in there. Attack your mind, with a fine line when I find time And I'll find out that you're walking if you're talking the grape vine I'll waste time. Need to take on the job at hand. The skills for this professional typical certified wise man From Skybelleland, I'm becoming all your seeds and plants So take cover as I rave under a Laundromat
Every songs a collection of kids charmed lives Like the porn section of gary glitters hard drive
Compositores: Mark Alan Cox (Mark Cox), Barry John Mannie Francis (Debris), Matthew David Lambert, David Moss Evans, Darren Charles Reutens, Adam Terence J Baker, Daniel Hendle Rankine, Daniel Mark Yates (Reflux Dj), Matthew Honson, Daniel Howe Smith, Mick Veraguth, Kris Adams, Hamish Watson, Kai Tinge, Andrew Simmons, Michael Lesley, Barbara Jewell Daniel, Brent Johncock, Adam Raymond, Craig Green ECAD: Obra #5729965