Yo! san kyoudai choushi wa dou nai?
genjitsu wa tafu da moshi nado nai
tatakarete, kerarete, takeritatsu
sore ga nakyana, amaecha dame ni naru
atama naka namaha kada na mada
mise kake dake jitsu naki adabana
sono me sama sa nakya na kako ni nai mono
kizuki agete koi ao ni sai domo

shashari den na chinke na sagishi
kuchi guruma nyanora nee shinde nasai
hora dai demo fuiteru yake no hara
kina kusai ze hai han sakero wana
hitsuyou toshite nai sore dake no hanashi
hagashitemi na sono bake no kawa
oretachi no kizuna rekishi dosoku genkin
kuzu wa shikato shite doryoku zenshin

iradatte masu ne budou to busoku desu
mazu hokyuu chanto asameshi kuu
kuchi no kiki kata kara nanikara benkyou
shinaoshite nasai akademizumu
jiro wa jiro de taran chinou
tsutsushimi nasai kudaran shigo
tashizan hikizan kara hajimeru ka
shougakusei no hou ga mada mashi desuka?

usai senkou nanka katee na
teka namae nandattakee na?
kinchou kimi kai? nandatte ii ga
temee nado hanage ika
sore de ore ni jugyou? shoushi senban
yari naoshite koi youchien kara
kore wa chiwawa tai shiberia tora
oretachi naraba ichigeki da kora

Joy (joy) battle (battle)
agatte kou saa minna takai toko made
Joy (joy) netsu samenai ze tanoshime mou
zessen no show hona ikou ka
Go osaka go osaka go
gocha gocha nukasan to agero te ikuzo
Go bukuro go bukuro go
hara no soko kara koe agetoke

man jishite toujou ore ga shuyaku
omaera migi kara bokenasukasu
atsukurushii dakede omoro nai wa
tabun sainou mo motto moto nai yan
ichiro, chi no tsunagari dake ga
kizuna ya nai kono ba de tashikamena
tenpo mo ma mo nori motan nai
yarinaoshi goman kai sono torio manzai

saki ni ittoku utsuwa ga chigee
ore wa kotodama de utsu katari te
herahera shiyagatte chindon ya ga tenka
toreru wake ga nee kike chinkonka da
uwatsuita kotoba sasara nee
ore wa sainou yori doryoku tatakaeru
sore wo shoumei shi ni kita ze ima kono ba de
omaetachi goto kija todoka nee

zenbei ga naita nihonjuu waratta
zetsumyou na torio ya hon waka pappa
zenrei wa nashi ya maido yade wus up
goraku no ousama honma da yappa
bochibochi den ga na en kaseide
kokoro ni hito mo shi tenka baby
osaka no sora wa senpaa seiten
orera ga saikyou no entateiment

shin gi tai iki pittari
touzen sugite ishiki shinai
san, roku, zero migi hidari
tanoshinde nanbo kimi shidai
jama suru baka wa doite choudai
kono chi wa mizu yori mo koize kyoudai
buchi agetekuze mou choide jougai
agatte kou norinori de show time

Joy (joy) battle (battle)
agatte kou saa minna takai toko made
Joy (joy) netsu samenai ze
tanoshime mou zessen no show hona ikou ka
Go osaka go osaka go
gocha gocha nukasan to agero te ikuzo
Go bukuro go bukuro go
hara no soko kara koe agetoke hoo

sensei uchi no jiro gakkou de donai desu?
shukudai yatte kou hen no desu yo
kurasumeito kara mo hin shukudai desu wa
sore yattara naishinsho ni hibikun chai masu?
rakudai sasen no ga rafu dai, naishin shou omoute masu
ja saburo no hou wa donai desu?
an mon onii chan no inu desu wa
ima kinchou shite doggu (dog) doggu (dog) iuterun chau kana
inu dake ni na, tte... mou ee wa!

waraenen dayo haritaosu zo
jitsuryoku mo sensu mo nai kasu domo
teizoku na geinin to dame na senkou
oyuugi kai reberu ja tatemasen yo
yu no naka de he ga uita you na koe da
nurukute nanka taikutsu na opera
bucchake teki janen da keshi kaken na
teki na kenka ja muteki da danger

maa ii sa ichiro temee wa kono saki
dou ikinuku no ka ima ichido
kangaero ore ni wa ore no shinjitsu to kotaeru
sore wo shinjiru doko made mo
koukai wa nai dare darou to
tachifusagaru yatsu kudaku dakeda kyou mo
attouteki na sada korede jisshou
gaki domo matomete issou

hisshou ore ni wa ore no seigi
tsuranuku dake sore wo teiji
oyaji no you ni jibu katte ni wa ikiran nee
kyoudai no tame hibi kantetsu
buttsubusu enryo nashi de sentou taisei
Buster bros! menkyo kaiden
kendo naize danketsu no power
kore ga ore kara no besuto ansaa

Joy (joy) battle (battle)
agatte kou saa minna takai toko made
Joy (joy) netsu samenai ze
tanoshime mou zessen no show hona ikou ka
Go osaka go osaka go
gocha gocha nukasan to agero te ikuzo
Go bukuro go bukuro go
hara no soko kara koe agetoke hoo

agatte kou saa minna takai toko made
Joy (joy) joy (joy) joy (joy) joy (joy)
tanoshi mou zessen no show every body say
Joy (joy) joy (joy) joy (joy) joy (joy)