Announcer:

500 hertz at reference fluxivity
Set gain for asthmath, face, and frequency response callibration

Announcer(Synthesized):

Good evenin', y'all (Hello, where' s the music)
Today's lesson funk, shall begin in just a few (Immature)
We're gonna drop some signs on you about, two
No three, no, yeah three, " Funketeers"
Yeah, let's see on the scale from 1 to 10 on your funk meter
How do you rate your funk?
What these 3 dope brothers gonna be droppin' some new jack funk for you
Comin' at you in the nine-two
Straight takin' over thangs
Yeah, with the crazy hype ghetto beats
Smooth ballad, kickin' R&B, with a hip-hop cut
Or should I say hip-pop
Yeah, pschological is definitely the concept
Bringin' you that , excitertainment
Immature, and the disciples of the new funk era
The new-jack funk thing
Marq, Romeo, and Don
Yeah, well I see right now I'm gonna have to jet out of here
We're gonna be jamming this frequency
So y'all ain;t gonna bring you back in with this interview
I just wanna say peace (Immature)
And I'm outtey like sour-ey

Intereviewer: So Immature, I see here that your music, is psychological? Please explain.

Batman: Psychological is you know like, crazy, dope weird stuff, ya know

Half-Pint: Like a crazy dome

Interviewer: Oh I get it, ok. Wh-what is new jack funk?

Batman: New-jack funk is just like, crazy, dope, hype beats, ya know?

Interviewer: Yeah?

Batman/Pint: To keep the crowd jumping (Hip-hop music)

Interviewer: So u guys are like into rhythm and blues?

Half-Pint- Not rhythm and blues

Romeo/Pint: Rhythm and beats

Interviewer: Ah, I see that u don't have any price tags on ur clothes

batman: been there
immature: done it
interviewer: and ur clothes they're not on backwards or anything
batman: been there
immature: done it
batman: hey,yo man, this interview is nervous, man
romeo: yo lend us that ' Honey Dip' out there
batman: oh dang
half-pint: check out her onions
batman: oh dang, she got a ghetto booty