You stay away from your window light
You used to have a life
You got a box of light
You got your eye and your heart abound
The people on the screen are your best friends now

You talk to the numbers
And text phone the others
You can’t leave the dial alone
You talk to the numbers
And text phone the others
Why go out when you can just stay at home?

Wanna see people
hugging and kissing
Wanna see people
hugging and kissing
Wanna see people
hugging and kissing
That’s because it’s
what you’re missing

You get your love from the web cam channel
Watching the brunette With the house mate flannel
You got your eye and your heart abound
The people on the screen are your family now

There’s Steve who is Charmaine
He had all his sex changed
He don’t get on with Simone
She’s diesel and lipstick
She only do them real chicks
Why go out when you can just stay at home?

(Repeat chorus)