There's not a wardrobe for hardcore
despite what you think
I mean, look at us, we wear capes

You don't have to have tatoos to be cool
If you like hardcore, then we think you rule
You don't have to have a faux-hawk to be cool
If you like hardcore, then we think you rule

A fashion show, ya know what I mean?
A buncha trendy kids ruin my scene
A fashion show, ya know what I mean?
A buncha trendy kids ruin my scene

You don't have to wear camoflauge to be cool
If you like hardcore, then we think you rule
You don't have to like my band to be cool
If you like hardcore, then YEAH

A fashion show, ya know what I mean?
A buncha trendy kids ruin my scene
A fashion show, ya know what I mean?
A buncha trendy kids ruin my scene

Yeah, Captain Straight-Edge
doesn't understand it
You want to be original,
you want to stand out,
but you all look exactly the same
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCHA LITTLE WIENERS

A fashion show, ya know what I mean?
A buncha trendy kids ruin my scene!
A fashion show, ya know what I mean?
A buncha trendy kids ruin my scene