It's deep underground
Past the bedrock
But don't dig straight down
You'll regret that

But now you feel brave
Equipped with your spade
To roam in these caves

Not looking for gold
This stuff's purple
Or so I've been told
By some people

I'll find a few bricks
Where the two of these mix
With a couple of clicks

(I'll be swingin' my pick)

This is all the prep that I go through
Even if my tools are just make-do

Moving to the nether
I'm moving to the nether
I'm moving to (oo) the nether

Ten blocks is the magical total
As that's enough to build up my portal

Moving to the nether
I'm moving to the nether
I'm moving to (oo) the nether

Welcome to hell
Weather's great here!
So, put up a chair
Have a cold beer!

You can live by the sea
So happy you'll be
With your cobblestone tree

Oh!

The neighbors aren't right
They're delicious!
We eat bacon all night
It's nutritious!

Hear all of them squeal
For the damage I deal
There's plenty to steal
(Hack and slash)
(Gold nuggets? I'm rich!)

Who cares if we're giving up sunlight?
Glowstone's all we need
To keep things bright

Down here in the nether
We love it in the nether
You'll love it in the nether

Don't expect to see any creepers
That's one of my favorite features!

Down here in the nether
We love it in the nether
You'll love it in the nether

You've gotta know
You have to fight
Learn to play, there's mobs but it's not night

A wooden sword won't do it
They're gonna blast right through it!
If you got a potion, use it!

So watch your back
I wont warn you twice!
Fight the ghast

OOh!
Make 'em cry!

They'll shoot the ground around you
Make a hole to fall through
You know you're probably gonn-ooh
(In the lava again!)

Feels like hell, the things I've just been through
Won't believe a word when I tell you

You know what, screw the nether
You know what, screw the nether
You know what, scre (ee) w the nether!

Can't believe I lost my new gear too
Think I'd better come and rejoin you

You know what, screw the nether
You know what, screw the nether
You know what, scre (ee) w the nether!

That's it!
I'm sick of this place!
It sucks!
It's too hot
It never rains
I'm sweaty
All my clothes are dirty, filthy and on fire!
I'm absolutely sick of this place! Ah, uhm, I-I miss
Nature, all the pigs, the cows, and all of that, the sheep stuff
I didn't think I'd miss it, but I do, oh
My God! How sad, I wish, I wish I could just return to
The normal world again