(Intro: Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, down... dooby dooby down. Cow Cow down...etc.)

Kill Kill Kill
Everybody do the Cockroach Stomp.
California, Tennessee, and Louisville,
Come on, do the Cockroach Stomp.
1 and 2 and 3 and 4,
Stomp your partner on the floor.
Squish squish. squish, squish, squish.
Find a bug,
Make a wish.

Kill Kill Kill
Everybody do the Cockroach Stomp.
You'll feel better, like I know you will.
Come on, do the Cockroach Stomp.
You can do it if you try.
You can even stomp a fly.
With a twinkle in our eye,
We make 'em die... die... die, die, die, die.

(Instr. Chorus)
Ahhh.... Shoe Ahhh....
Ahhh.....Shoe Ahhh....
Ahhh.....Shoe Ahhh....
Oop shooby doop Shooby dooby dooby doop...

Kill Kill Kill
Everybody do the Cockroach Stomp
California, Tennessee, and Louisville.
Come on, do the Cockroach Stomp.
Cream your partner with your Florsheims.
Tromp that bugger three or four times.
Laughing gaily, how we dance.
They'd stomp us if they had a chance.

(More bug downs and die die die's to fade.)