You were the best thing
And the worst thing
To ever happen to me
All rolled up into one.
And it’s taken me this long to write a song about you.

Should have listened to myself when you were back in my life
For the third time.
Guess I should have closed my legs and my door too.
Eww.
But I can trust you ‘bout as far as can throw me.
And I could stand you just as long as you’re for me.
And it’s taken me this long to write a song about you.

You were the best thing
And the worst thing
To ever happen to me
All rolled up into one.
And it’s taken me this long to write a song about you.

And I hope I’ll never see you again
But I promise you one thing
I may never see your face.
But I know you’ll see me.
Yeah, I know you’ll see me.
You should probably watch out
For me.

You were the best thing and the worst thing
To ever happen to me
All rolled up into one.
And it’s taken me this long to write a song about you.

And I’m sorry if this doesn’t do it for ya.
I’m sorry I didn’t measure up.
And I’m sorry if I left you feeling empty.
I’m sorry you let your life screw you up.
I’m sorry that I didn’t love you more.
But I feel sorry for that whore you left me for.
I’m sorry I gave you 5 years
But most of all
I’m sorry it took me this long.
I’m sorry it took me this long.
I’m sorry it took me this long.
I’m sorry it took me this long.
To write a song about you.