Such a bad side
Took the wrong ride
This piece of shit will drop you outside 29
I called her "pub land"
She called me "cab man"
Her rating's comfortably a four point five

Why do you look so funny?
You don't love me
I don't love you
Everyone's so funny
You don't love me
I don't love you

Take a break
These breaks they make you feel old (feel old in the head)
She reckons me for a has-been
On the back seat of a life
And it's a statement in itself to wear a uniform
In a field of sheep smart casual
She drеss me down 'cause now she wants beef

Why do you look so funny?
You don't lovе me
I don't love you
Everyone's so funny
You don't love me
I don't love you

And when they ask I say
"We're long distance, but I drive"
This shit sticks like a dirty magazine
(Lonely housewives)
Hello this is your driver
Had to park on a side street
I know you think you carry on with naughty people
But that doesn't carry weight with me
And yes I do mind if he smokes
And no I've never met Steve
And if he can't pronounce my name
I bet like you
He'll call me Addison Lee

Why do you look so funny? (He'll call me Addison Lee)
You don't love me (He'll call me Addison
he'll call me Addison)
I don't love you (He'll call me Addison Lee)
Everyone's so funny
You don't love me
I don't love you