You never smoke a cigarette when you are doing something Only when you are half doing it You are a teenage runt with a lot of cream, Sparky Gone floating down a river to Madrid And a car pull in softly Waiting for the footsteps How has she followed me here The tent I went to wasn't mine It was a cantaloupe's Cantaloupes are so good to eat When you dream of your Johnny in a shower Gone floatin' down a river to Madrid I love you my lady I love you like I do Why you make me so blue A-kill me, kill me, kill me Kill me, kill me I think I'm a goner When I see one of your shoes Gone floatin' down a river to Madrid You're the reason I live You're the cause of my death I love what I can't help You took my success Will you take my failure After Arnie took a pill from the bottom He wasn't ne'er the same You ought to be gone floatin' down a river to Madrid I hear you bought a new dress A red the color of your kiss Darlin' are you with me now A-kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me Ohhh it's my time to die When I think of your black lips Gone floatin' down a river to Madrid Found a painted pony in your breast Can I tell you the rest I love you goddess Listen mister can you be my monkey Feel my pulse take a stab at my arm I wasn't meant to have a garden Gone floatin' down a river to Madrid Jezebel, you're my favorite In your country I roam Listen to me now, lady Worst I had to tell you was I followed you here First you made me promise that I wouldn't leave Then I found my freedom Gone floatin' down a river to Madrid Lost some lovely on the way You gave them back I heard you say You're my only lover Like a kangaroo I'm only half doing what I do Jesus stares at me from the wall And I think I like your bosom Aw gone floatin' down a river to Madrid Ahh, you hear my music Oh, lord I think it's hard to tell How she followed me here