Midlife crisis
Pervert, a virus
Mum's scared, dad's upstate
Oh, wow, you're so mature for your age
Nymphets love you
Lost your job, talk of the town, it's true
Hands down this skirt
"She don't need school, " "You're wise, " "She will learn"

Oh, silly piggie
Rolling in your own shit again

Filthy in heaven
Cradle me, my favourite parent
Disgust, oh well
Write me letters down in your jail cell

Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (You are)
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (Yes, you are)

Repulsed, just scraping for scraps
Son saying, "When I grow up, I'll be like dad"
Dribbling in your crap, a pig in truе form
Your life's fucking cold, young girls keep you warm

Oh, silly piggie
Rolling in your own shit again

Filthy in heavеn
Cradle me, my favourite parent
Disgust, oh well
Write me letters down in your jail cell

Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (Yeah, you are)
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (Yes you are)

And sadly
It's just a little bit too late
Your clothes are clean
But you got a teenager for a date

Filthy in heaven
Cradle me, my favourite parent
Disgust, oh well
Write me letters down in your jail cell

Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (Yeah-ah)
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel

I guess it's just too late
I guess it's just too late
For you, my dear