There's a web in the corner with a spider near the light
And when the moths go to party they are greeted with a fright
And there's a lady with a vacuum sucking clean with all her might
The little spiders in the corner with the moths under the light
There's a bald old date with flowers coming knocking on the door
Of the lady vacuuming the spiders crawling up the wall
And there's a boy out the front
Picking the roses watching the mess
Coming to terms with the fact he'd rather wear a dress

Premature ejaculation day
For the guy with his new girlfriend
Premature ejaculation day
Wouldn't you like to see it end
Oh wouldn't we

Girls girls girls girls girls
Oh wouldn't we
Girls girls girls girls girls

Banana split with chocolate coated nuts
And a glazed cherry popped right on top
Banana split with chocolate coated nuts
And a glazed cherry popped right on top
This is my new way oh
To hide the day oh
This is my new way oh
To hide the day oh
This is my new way oh
To hide the day oh
This is my new way oh

Premature ejaculation day
For the guy with his new girlfriend
Premature ejaculation day
Wouldn't you like to see it end
Oh wouldn't we

Girls girls girls girls girls
Oh wouldn't we
Girls girls girls girls girls

This is my new way oh
To hide the day oh
This is my new way oh
To hide the day oh
This is my new way oh
To hide the day oh
This is my new way oh
To hide the day oh

Girls girls girls girls girls
Oh wouldn't we
Girls girls girls girls girls
Oh girls oh what you reckon girls
Oh what you reckon girls
Oh what you reckon girls
Girls girls
Oh what you reckon girls
Oh what you reckon girls
What you reckon girls