Well, listen here, girls,
I'm telling you now,
They call me loving Dan,
I'll rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man.

And if you don't believe
I'm all I say, Come up and take my hand.
As soon as I leave you go, you'll cry
"Oh yeah, he's a sixty-minute man!"

There'll be fifteen minutes of kissing,
And then you'll holler,
"Danny boy, please don't stop!"
There'll be fifteen minutes of teasing,
Fifteen minutes of pleasing,
Fifteen minutes of blowing my top

And if you don't believe
I'm all I say, Come up and take my hand.
As soon as I leave you go, you'll cry
"Oh yeah, he's a sixty-minute man!"

There'll be fifteen minutes of teasing,
"Danny boy, please don't stop!"
Fifteen minutes of teasing,
Fifteen minutes of pleasing,
Fifteen minutes of blowing my top

And if you don't believe
I'm all I say, Come up and take my hand.
As soon as I leave you go, you'll cry
"Oh yeah, he's a sixty-minute man!"