Plasticman
This is the plasticman
This is the plasticman
'Cause this is the plasticman
JME
And Plasticman
It's Plasticman
Spin it, Plasticman
Plasticman
Spinning the Plasticman
Plasticman
Spinning the Plasticman
Yo..
Dance


It's not about ???
Grab a girl and skank from behind
Everybody thinks the MC's good
The lyrics must be about livin' in the 'hood
??? in the noise
Not enough females, too many girls
Just dance on your heel and toe
Dance 'till you get an ASBO


Put your hands, and eye low
Elbows out, but be careful
Move 'em up and down with your knees
And lean forward 20 degrees
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance, go have a drink
Plasticman's giving you the chance
Everybody please, shutup and dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance, go have a drink
Plasticman's giving you the chance
Everybody please, shutup and dance
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance


Take a rest
Cause what's coming through your chest?
Gather all your friends and find
your way to the bar, it's beverage time
Get drunk ???
??? with umbrellas
Don't worry if you can't ???
Find your way back to the dancefloor


Put your hands, and eye low
Elbows out, but be careful
Move 'em up and down with your knees
And lean forward 20 degrees
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance, go have a drink
Plasticman's giving you the chance
Everybody please, shutup and dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance, go have a drink
Plasticman's giving you the chance
Everybody please, shutup and dance
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance

Be careful who trapped you on email
It's a picture of a girl, but it's a shemale
I don't care, 'cause ???
I still won't give up my number
Only if I see her ??? on the webcamera
If I want to, I'll give up my O2
If she's older, I'll give up my Voda
See I got ??? , I take ???
I still ???
I'm messing about, talk to me
I'll be on MSN in about 1, 2, 3
It's Jamie, at my Hotmail
Girls on MSN think I'm a hot male
What, you think I can't get girls?
Haha, very funny, L-O-L


I don't care what you think
If you can't dance, go have a drink
Plasticman's giving you the chance
Everybody please, shutup and dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance, go have a drink
Plasticman's giving you the chance
Everybody please, shutup and dance
Put your hands, and eye low
Elbows out, but be careful
Move 'em up and down with your knees
And lean forward 20 degrees
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance