He said let’s go out for drinks
And we’ll talk some business
I was young I didn’t think
and the next thing I knew
I was driving his Rolls Royce
trying to keep him off my dress
I’d never been in a Rolls Royce
but I wasn’t impressed

Can’t you tell
I don’t dance well
no I don’t dance oh I don’t dance no
I don’t dance well

I kept bringing up his wife
and I told him I went to church
he said oh that’s very nice
then the waiter brought our food
I was hungry so I ate
then I said it’s getting late
and I wish you’d take me home
but he wanted to dance

Can’t you tell
I don’t dance well
I don’t dance oh I don’t dance
oh I don’t dance well
when I hate the music
when I hate the song
turn off the radio-awhoa-awhoa

I was fired soon after (bummer)
And my boyfriend was so mad
I collected my two weeks pay
and that was the end of that

can’t you tell I don’t dance well
I don’t dance oh I don’t dance oh I don’t dance well
when I hate the music
when I hate the song
turn off the radio-awhoa-awhoa
cause I don’t dance
for just anyone.