Ever since my old car broke down I'm finding it hard
To go visit sarah, it takes me about
Two hours to go and visit her house
And our dates consist of youtube and chinese take-out
Oh, I know my life just sounds so fun, but it's nothing without my ford fiesta

On youtube I got tons of subs over 29 of them
And only 7 are my relatives, I've also got a bunch
Of views very frequently over 100
And I always get recognized on the street
Trust me that guy knew me

Plus there's no more towels in the laundry room
So I need my ford to get to the store real soon
Without my ford everything seems to be going oh-so-wrong
My friends say, "let's go to a party. "
"No, I'll stay home and play some wii and ping-pong. "

And I can't go to that special video store
To get... Well, you know g-rated appropriate
For all ages kind of video that's also universally accepted
By youtube's terms of service and also respects
The standard guidelines of this ford contest
Well I need this ford to prove I'm not a schmuck
Or else I'm gonna be completely... Broke