Rock wanted me to write his song
Tonight but I would never be his mouthpiece
Cause rock's like lebron james
He took his talent straight down to south beach
And for the past few weeks
Rock's been legitimately pissed

If you get stuck singing your song
Tonight rock it's all in the wrist
Could we please have a week where
You don't come out here and choke?
You may be g. I. Joe this summer, right now you're a g. I. Joke
Ever since I opened my mouth about
You you been beggin me to back off

So if rock and dwayne are the same person
I think y'all both are jackoffs
And after april 1st, you won't be making no more movies
You gon' need surgery on your face just
Like you had it on your boobies
Those poppin pecs they had more
Work than a locker room full of divas

I got a gift for rock tonight, I'ma give him a cleveland steamer
Team bring it? He's team lost it and the truth is gettin scary
Cause they weren't chantin "rocky"
Last week, they were chantin "tooth fairy"
Keep making fun of this fruity pebble rock
Cause I ain't even close to sick of it

I'm mr. Kung pao chicken
You just miami fried chicken-shit
And no, no, I don't have balls but
I got somethin in their place
I'ma beat yo' ass at wrestlemania
And put my nuts dead in yo' face!