I was examining the walls of my encephalon
Looking for hot heshers playing robotron
I was luxuriating on the davenport
Flagellating myself like it was some kind of sport

Well, that's a bitch
C'mon, baby, that's a bitch
C'mon, sugar, that's a bitch
C'mon, baby, that's a bitch

I was deep within the bowels of the establishment
Wondering how I'm ever gonna pay the rent
I was boning up on my icelandic declensions
When the landlord rang me up and said
You don't get no extension

That's a bitch
C'mon, baby, that's a bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone old bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone old bitch
C'mon, baby, that's a bitch

I am feeling an unmistakable cacoethes
This awsome fellowship with some sort
of less perceptive species
I am feeling an itch in my medulla oblongata
Yeah, it happens a lot the doctor says
I got a lotta imagination
That could lead to extended bouts of frustration
I'm losing patience
It's a classic demonstration

I was rehearsing my phillipic, it's going to be terrific
They will get a dressing down, that'll be apocalyptic
I was wondering if should begin to decathect
Cause I am feeling to attatched
I want to disconnect
I was availing myself for some old school neurosis
When a fella on the radio said: Bela lugosi's dead

Well, baby, that's a bitch
C'mon, baby, that's a bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone old bitch (c'mon, baby)
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone old bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch (that's a bitch)
That's a stone old bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch (c'mon, baby, that's a bitch)
That's a stone old bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone old bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch (that's a bitch)
That's a stone old bitch