Now they find your little girl playin' doctor
Down the Hotel Calypso
Now they drag her down to jail
'Cause she wasn't playin' doctor for free
Now they call you to the station
You gotta post bail
Now you put your arms around her
And hold your little girl

'Cause you're a family man
You're a family man
You gotta turn the other cheek
And put your head in the sand
You're a family man
You're a family man
You take good care of the family

Ooh, now they find your young son
Makin' movies for the Theater L'Amour
And now they drag him downtown
With the monkeys and the bit of chiffon he had on
Now they call you to the station
You gotta post bail
Now your boy says he's sorry
Now you get him outta jail

'Cause you're a family man
You're a family man
You gotta turn the other cheek
And put your head in the sand
You're a family man
You're a family man
You take good care of the family

Now it's 11: 45 and your wife
Is sneakin' in through the back door
Now you switch off all the lights
You pretend you didn't hear her come in
Now she climbs into the bed
She doesn't make a sound
You kiss her on the shoulder
And turn back around

'Cause you're a family man
You're a family man
You gotta turn the other cheek
And put your head in the sand
You're a family man
You're a family man
You take good care of the family

Family man, you're a family man
You gotta turn the other cheek
And put your head in the sand
You're a family man
You're a family man

You take good care of the family
You take good care of the family
You take good care of the family
You take good care of the family, man