Well we’re sluts
You and me
Succumb to pleasure easily
Despite our last sincere intent
We rise at two and go out unkempt
Retire at si for alittle more
Hey there’s no one keeping score
Except the dog who’s kinda bored

And we’re sluts
The two of us
Why walk we can get the bus
Why get the bus when we can cab it
Living large is our best habit
Don’t cook now it’s much too late
Look at all the dirty plates
Let’s go where we don’t have to wait

And no ifs no ands no buts
‘Cause we’re sluts

We’re sluts and we’re proud of it
Doing what’s appropriate
One day we will live like kings
In one big house but separate wings

Sluts

We’re sluts
It’s what we do
Promiscuity for two
We’re not here wait for the tone
Oh yes we rarely check the phone
Please call back another day
Hold me down just where I lay
I don’t wanna float away
No ifs no ands no buts
‘Cause we’re sluts

We’re sluts
We’re proud of it
Curled up like invertebrates
One day we will live like queens
Always just beyond our means

And we’re sluts
Sluts
Sluts
Sluts

We’re sluts
It’s our claim to fame
Please remind me of your name
This is where we both belon
I wonder where my cell phone’s gone
Let’s be realistic sweet
Soon we’ll have to make ends me
Make our home between the sheets
No ifs no ands no buts
‘Cause we’re sluts
Sluts

We’re sluts and we’re proud of it
Doing what’s appropriate
One day we will live like kings
In one big house separate wings

We’re sluts
We don’t care
You look good in my underwear
I love you you so & so
We just met three days ago

And we’re sluts
Sluts
‘Cause we’re sluts
Sluts