I wanted to play Mario Bros.
On the Super Nintendo
But those games have been replaced with ones that are a disgrace
Where did all the good games go
You play your system with a screen you can touch
Or a motion controller
Now I know that I'm no bowler but this Wii version sucks
Oh, I'm wasting my time
I'm just wasting time

Something happened to Good Video Games
I don't know why but now they're all really lame
Something happened to Good Video Games
Oh, don't take my SNES
Or NES
Don't take 'em away

My Xbox got the red ring of death
Now I can't play Halo
I sent it in the mail
now just how long will it take
No no no It's taking forever
My hedgehogs and my plumbers
used to be 16-bit
I'm playing on a cartridge
I really miss those days
before the mail make could says (?)
Oh, I don't know

Something happened to Good Video Games
I don't know why but now they're all really lame
Something happened to Good Video Games
Oh, don't take my SNES
Or NES
Don't take 'em away

And this is my last game over
I'm almost done where is the fun
And this is my last game over

I just got stuck on RE5,
Where's my player's guide?