"Imma slide into ya Dms today"
'Cause "u r a gorgous amazing bae"
"this is delightful to my ears and brain"
"Nice hair my cousin hair is kinda is like that"
"I Love You"

The mood is right but the words are so wrong
When Youtube comments write a love song

"Hi I Love You That'S All Ok Bye"
"I Like Your Hair And Your Brows And Your Eyes"
"Your nice looks face, " "I love how you rhyme"
"I cri evrytiem, " "Have My Babies. "

There is no doubt that I'll die alone
When Youtube comments write a love song

Oh, hey! "Hey quick question that kind of just popped up
Are you gay? "
What? "are you gay? "
"not 2b racist but r u gay? "
"Why do all of the awesome guys have to be gay? "

It's no big deal, I just wanna know
When Gaytube comments keep, "I gay, homo"

*Heavy breathing*
*Crying*
*Laughing*
*Pop-Tart eating noises*
Ew

Words aren't enough cause the feeling's too strong
*Crying*

Gosh, you don't have any towels in there
My hands are all wet
"wtf you're still alive? " What?
"Imma keep it real with you... I thought you died"
It's been like a minute
"It'S Been A Year, " What? "It'S Been 84 Years"

"the rare jon cozart emerges from his cave for his annual appearance, "
Don't touch me, what are you doing?
"only to return to his hibernation for a year" (Ow, ow)
Elise! Elise! What are you- stop it!
"I Missed You"
What?