Can you guess who's back with an attitude? An animal that you better never crash into No Marsupial could ever hold a candle to This mentally unbalanced Bandicoot Thanks to a mad scientist, I'm one of a kind Energized by every ripe wumpa I find I'm getting into trouble because someone troubled with time Which I'll need a minute to fix - with a couple of rhymes My first name's Crash, last name "uh oh" I'm all wound up about ready to rumble If you follow in my tracks, it's a path of rubble Cortex has more tech but I got a lotta muscle Plus plenty new masks that I'm gonna wear But without Aku Aku I'm unprepared And Tropy you're done, take a seat, roll credits After I make you jealous of my dope cosmetics Neo, get in line Me and Coco are protectin' time Listen, I didn't wanna objectify But Tawna, I love those muscular thighs If you need a hero I'm your go-to Getting on my grind, and I don't mean soap shoes Wind me up and it's time to win Didn't invent the wheel, but I taught it how to spin
You're certainly the furriest type of twister But what would you ever do without your sister? You would for sure just crush and burn Cuz even in the face of death, dear brother you just never learn?
Uh oh oh oh, it's written in my name I spin and flip and twist around just like my little brain Uh oh oh oh, trust me I'm not to blame You must be kinda crazy if you ain't a little bit insane Uh oh oh, uh oh oh, uh oh oh you know I can't be tamed, baby Uh oh oh, uh oh oh, cuz you ain't crazy if you're just a little bit insane
My mental capacity isn't much But trust me, I'm a diamond in the rough I got a sleeve full of tricks, and a heart full of care Pocket full of gems, and a head full of air If you wanna do the Ooda-Booda Boogie with me Prepare for a twist cuz we're gonna get dizzy Open up wormholes, and I'm jumping through 'em Then I'll quantum tear Cortex a new one I wonder if I'll make unexpected friends Like as if me and my enemies could make amends Neo, I never been a fan of yours So tell me why you only abuse animals? I get it, easy access, dude I feel ya But you need therapy for that zoophilia Just keep your eyes off Tawna and Coco Or this Bandicoot's goin' hardcore loco
You're certainly the furriest type of twister But what would you ever do without your sister? You would for sure just crush and burn Cuz even in the face of death, dear brother you just never learn?
I'm wound up like a tornado babe Just cut me loose and I'll go insane Later I may take a snooze on the beach But now's the time to move your booty If you wanna do it with me
Uh oh oh oh, it's written in my name I spin and flip and twist around just like my little brain Uh oh oh oh, trust me I'm not to blame You must be kinda crazy if you ain't a little bit insane Uh oh oh, uh oh oh, uh oh oh you know I can't be tamed, baby Uh oh oh, uh oh oh, cuz you ain't crazy if you're just a little bit insane