Well your mum says you're fine
Your nan says you're fine
Your sister says you're fine
But I'm your dad and you ain't fine, no

I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope
I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope

Well, you failed your exams
Your metalwork is crap
In baking, you don't know
A cob from a bap

I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope
I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope

Your little brother's here
He's bringing up the rear
We bought him a sportscar
He accepts our bribes
Our compromise!

Well your mum says you're fine
Your nan says you're fine
Your sister says you're fine
But I'm your dad and you ain't fine, no
I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope
I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope
I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope

Sure you're on dope