(All the girls):
Oh, oh, oh
It’s a lovely war
Who wouldn’t be a soldier, eh?
Oh, it’s a shame to take the pay
As soon as reveille has gone
We feel just as heavy as lead
But we never get up till the sergeant
Brings our breakfast up to bed

Oh, oh, oh
It’s a lovely war
What do we want with eggs and ham
When you got plum and apple jam?
Form fours, right turn
How shall we spend the money we earn?
Oh, oh, oh
It’s a lovely war

(Only Gertie/Julie):
Oh, Oh…

(Girl):
- Twit!

(Gertie/Julie)
- I’m sorry!

(Girl):
- Why are you doing a silly thing like that?
- Oh!
- Oh, God!

(Girl):
- Turn around!

(Gertie/Julie):
- Ahhhhh!

- Wait!

- I’m sorry!

(All the girls):
Oh, oh, oh
It’s a lovely (2x)

Oh, oh, oh
It’s a lovely war!

(The girls):
- Ahhhh!

(Gertie/Julie):
- I’m sorry! Wait. Wait. Wait! I’m sorry! Sorry!