May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Justina please stand up? I repeat, will the real Justina please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like u never seen a white person before Shocked stare at the red hair Iced Grill on my jaw Like I don't care who's ever there My verbal sharp as a saw No time for prophylactics cuz I only go raw It's the return of the oh wait, no wait, you're kidding If u wanna make it then start trying to fit in Is she a porno star or an Mc spitting? Both bitch I'm Eminem with some titties! Feminist and I still voted him Syke, before I'd vote trump I'd eat a piece a corn outta load of my dump Take a shot a piss cuz they're outta rum at the local pub Regurgitate it all and shove the kernel back inside my rump My bum is on your tongue, my bum is on your tongue And if you're lucky you too might taste the corn from my dung And that's the message that we deliver to all the dumb Illiterate, little dick, idiots pressin penis pumps And if they could jerk their dicks while eating cheetos Then why can't we go topless n rock it in just our speedos? If you feel the antidotes just a placebo Get ready for the repo sing the chorus we go
I'm Justina the only Justina All you other Justinas Are just on my weiner So won't the real Justina Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
Taylor Swift don't have to cuss in her songs to sell records but I do So fuck her and fuck you too You think I give a fuck about her moon man If I was front row at the show yo I woulda hopped on stage and mooned them But Jus what if u win wouldn't it be weird? Why so they could finally let me in this year So they could sit me here next to Weekend's hair Kim Kardashian better switch me chairs So I could sit between Ray J & Kanye West And hear them argue over who made a sex tape best I'm sick of you fake Justina V. Clones I won't be dethroned Watch these peons just get peed on And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Dress like me, dye their hair red like me They just might be the next best thing but not quite me
I'm Justina the only Justina All you other Justinas Are just on my weiner So won't the real Justina Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up