Used to be my very best friend, we went everywhere together Even shared a boyfriend once or twice She was never satisfied, nothing 'round here suited her She never phones, she never writes Old friend, that ain't right
She don't talk like us no more (she) done run off and got certified She don't act like us no more since she moved away Using words she never used before (she's) almost as skinny as a movie star She don't even walk like us no more
Now when she visits you'd think minor royalty'd come to town All she does is talk about the city And she puts all the local stuff down She never asks me how I've been or what I've been up to It's a lesson in geography Ain't it amazing what a few miles can do
She don't talk like us no more (she)done run off and got certified She don't act like us no more since she moved away Using words she never used before (she's) almost as skinny as a movie star She don't even walk like us no more
I don't believe how uppity she's gotten, do you believe it Honey who, who does she think she is Yeah I don't believe how uppity she's gotten, do you believe it Oh honey who, who does she think is