Stepping on the scale, smoke another pack
Friday night, I've got no missed calls
Blame it on my zodiac
Drinking from the bottle, mad about the boy
I'm crying on the floor, but man, I'm doing it with poise

And all of my friends are off getting married
The older I get, the world feels so scary
And my mother says that I've still got time
But twenty something starts to feel
like it's the end of my life

It's the end of my life
Twenty something starts to feel like it's the end of my life

Socrates and Christ, someone takе the wheel
Gotta find my goddamn inner child, I think it's time to hеal
My therapist tells me to manifest it, well
alright, how 'bout this?
I've tried your self-help deep breath stuff
and it's making me feel like shit

And all of my friends are off getting married
The older I get, the world feels so scary
And my mother says that I've still got time
But twenty something starts to feel
like it's the end of my life

It's the end of my life
It's the end of my life
It's the end of my life
Twenty something starts to feel like it's the end of my life