I want my cake, I want it on a silver plate
If the world wants you to pay
Sign a check for a royalty rate

How easy life would be if I was only seventeen?
They'd tell me I don't have a clue
But now I'm twenty-three and I'm old news

I'm the prettiest nuisance that you've ever seen
Too much of a shit show for magazines
It's my party, deal with it
'Cause I'm queen bitch
I'm the sweetest nightmare that you've ever had
I can be selfish, but what's wrong with that?
It's my life, it's my shit and I'm queen bitch

Dress me up in pink
Make my pain look luxury
Put a price on a tragedy
Now you're a real celebrity

How easy life would be if I was only seventeen?
They'd tell me I don't have a clue
But now I'm twenty-three and I'm old news

I'm the prettiest nuisance that you've ever seen
Too much of a shit show for magazines
It's my party, deal with it
'Cause I'm queen bitch
I'm the sweetest nightmare that you've ever had
I can be selfish, but what's wrong with that?
It's my life, it's my shit and I'm queen bitch

I can't be the it girl on your TV
The next girl in line will take the crown right from me

I'm the prettiest nuisance that you've ever seen
Too much of a shit show for magazines
It's my party, deal with it
'Cause I'm queen bitch
I'm the sweetest nightmare that you've ever had
I can be selfish, but what's wrong with that?
It's my life, it's my shit and I'm queen bitch

(Yeah-yeah)