There is a staircase That leads down to a cellar It's so tight you'll have to move sideways And on the wall there are a lot of pictures Of people who came down, but never were seen again
For Marcello's cellar is not a regular cellar There have been a hundred men down there all at once There is a table in the middle of the floor On the table there is a revolver Engraved on it is "Made in Hong Kong"
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah There is a table in the middle of the floor On the table a revolver Engraved with the words "Made in Hong Kong"
It's Russian Roulette each Friday And on sunday, there'll be a confirmation Mrs. Conradas has given a clear message On Sunday 12 o' clock Not a single drop of blood
But Marcello is fine when he drinks Because it's his wine, his women and his dance He's a charmer, and he has no equal Everything and everyone in that cellar is his
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah
And to make the atmosphere down there more russian He's hired a russian ballerina She dances polka in the old traditional way And gets a hundred to keep her mouth shut Every Friday
Yes, the atmosphere of Marcello's Cellar is irreproachable You're clammy and sweaty when you walk out of there Because those who can't go the distance Can never become members of the Resistance